THE SECOND ONE I CANT FUCKING BREATH
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
lesbianhatsune
ladysaytenn
I’m sad about Grumpy Cat, but I’m really pissed off at her owners for not taking care of her properly. She was 7 years old when she died. 7. That’s nowhere near the life expectancy of a cat.
She died of a urinary tract infection, which is both preventable and curable. The only way it could cause slow, painful death is if the cat is neglected immediate care, and if the cat is older than 10 years…….
megadan94
Master Fu: “Adrien, we need to choose a new Queen Bee to replace Chloé, and I think it’s time you picked an ally you can trust.”
Adrien: “I choose Marinette.”
Master Fu: “…”
Master Fu: “Umm, that’s great, but, umm… could you please choose someone… else?”
Adrien: “I thought you said this was my choice?”
Master Fu: “Well, yes, but…”
Adrien: “Do you not think Marinette is trustworthy?!?”
Master Fu: “Of course she is, it’s just that…”
Adrien: “…what?”
Master Fu: “Nothing”
*Later*
Marinette: “Oh, what? Me? Umm, thanks, but I wouldn’t want to… take this role away from Chloé. I mean, she’s worked to hard for this.”
Chloé: “No, go ahead, take it, you’ll make a great Queen Bee.”
Marinette: “Oh, well, umm… if you insist.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “I wonder where Ladybug is, we need her to defeat the villain.”
Marinette: “…”
Marinette: “Venom!” ‘uses superpower on random person’
Marinette: “Oh no, would you look at that I just accidentally used my power and need to recharge, I’m gonna go do that now. Also I’m super incompetent and you should totally never ask me to be Queen Bee ever again.”
*Later*
Chat Noir: “My Lady, you missed her, I chose someone to be the new Queen Bee, but she ran off just before you arrived.”
Ladybug: “Oh yeah, no, I met her, we stopped and talked as she was leaving. She’s a terrible hero, don’t ever give her a miraculous again.”
mangaanonymous
amiawomf
this is what i think film sonic should look like
This is live action realism I want!
ghostfiish
homebeccer
detective pikachu plothole: there’s a scene where an eevee evolves into flareon while a narrator says pokemon evolve into best versions of themselves, this is false because flareon is the worst eeveelution
banananinja136
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My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
ruinedchildhood
