me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears
me 3 seconds later:

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears
me 3 seconds later:



Put the whole tweet you cowards
YOOOOOOOOO
having an in with the queen of the manatees and her fiance is pretty sweet! perks include getting to visit your adventuring gf a lot
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
GIVE HIM PETS
“Osmosis Jones”
You asked for it, here it is! Based on the glorious text post by @mesopelagic
People messing with their textbook mini DUMP
you left out the best one
