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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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chocolatefitspo:
“ hellabitcoins:
“ ilovesmoothjazz1998:
“ hellabitcoins:
“ aliwav:
“ listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
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smh they leave the strawberry tops on…...
aliwav

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

hellabitcoins

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

ilovesmoothjazz1998

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
hellabitcoins

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

chocolatefitspo

this whole post got me in tears

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fuck-kirk

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

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fuck-kirk

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

Source: fuck-kirk omg amazing