
netflix knows what’s up

Red and blue color combination?
Whoever made this shirt deserves a praise.
yoo… this is old news but like lance used spanish when he was talking with keith. even if it was very basic (and for the life of me I can’t remember if he used it with anyone else; if he has feel free to correct me)
also it’s a hybrid of linguistics - “no bueno with the ladies keith”
idk. it’s nothing major but it just gave me a lot of feels
*Lance and Keith trying to figure out the altean pool again
Lance: maybe if I throw you up there it will work
Keith: I would rather not be tossed across the room thank you very much
Lance: too late
*Lance grabs Keith and throws him towards the pool
Lance: yeet bitch!
Lance: I’m giving kids rotisserie chickens for Halloween!
2 hours later:
Keith: [crying]
Krolia: who the fuck gave my son a rotisserie chicken for Halloween
keith: lance, how many concussions have you gotten this year?
lance: about 3 and a half
keith: and how many of those did you get because you were waving at me and blowing me kisses from the outfield?
lance, sighing: 2 and a half
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