Picnic Adrienette!

i was in the mood :P
(also, it’s my new header!)
i don’t wanna get shot for saying this but i want people to stop writing books about fangirls and fic writers
just learned the author of this book also writes for riverdale lads
The only fic writer book I liked was Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
Everything else can be trash idc
in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying
Alya, to Adrien: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.
Marinette: [blurts out] Impossible. He can’t kiss himself.
Adrien: [blushes furiously]
Marinette: [also blushes furiously]
“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business