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Gorilla

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Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

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Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

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Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

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I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

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His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

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“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

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Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

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Toucans are pretty weird, right?

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I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

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I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

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It gets worse:

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Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

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I’ve had this project in my mind since July, and finally I decided to make it, I think Rebecca Sugar made the original doodle, but I’m not sure

Unfortunately we don’t know the detail of White Diamond’s face, so for now I leave it “blank”
But maybe one day, I’ll update it

And I don’t think this will happen soon

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