Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

mysticalcoffeequeen

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

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beastmegs thesmonroeshow

rainy-days-hath-returned

i wanna watch venom

i wanna see my boy in action

rainy-days-hath-returned

if your pronoun is “they” but you’re not a hybrid of two or more consciousnesses, a gestalt entity, hivemind or multiple organisms living in symbiosis, you’re not valid

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annabellehectorworldofweird

shock

@thesymbolofpeace

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corycat90

11am: gonna draw now

6pm: here we go… just about ready to draw

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darkwingsnark

Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be their father. Even if it’s not biological…. BESIDES, it’s canon that all babies come from storks in that world, let the man just have a horde of babies because the stork won’t STOP SENDING THEM.

fairy-nidoran

Maybe each koopaling wasn’t technically Bowser’s kid but little bastards that none of the Storks wanted to deal with so they dumped them at Bowser’s every time because they kinda look like him and so they can be his problem and Bowser just rolled with it.

… I mean why else would they have their own rooms in some versions of Bowser’s castle, their own airships and castles with their names on it if they ain’t special to Bowser in some way? Petey Piranha doesn’t get that kinda treatment.

darkwingsnark

You get it. You’re a keeper.

fairy-nidoran

And, being Bowser, he probably doesn’t even question any of it, questions are for nerds. Except possibly how did “Roy come pre-packaged with sunglasses?” because let’s face it, he probably did arrive like that.