chitter chatter
a witch who misses home and the wolf who has his right in front of him
*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
A ballerina’s job isn’t easy, though it might look like all she has to do is stand there while the male dancer turns her.
A ballerina has to have great strength in her standing leg so that it holds steady on the point of her toe, and to not let her ankle wobble.
DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT BARBIE AND THE NUTCRACKER BECAUSE I WILL FIND IT AND MAKE YOU WATCH IT WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT HOW TIM CURRY HAS APPARENTLY ALWAYS BEEN IN MY LIFE BEFORE I REALIZED IT.
You’re a Barbie fan when…
You think of Prince Eric and you think of Nutcracker rather than the Little Mermaid.
#271: “I’ve always thought that Clara should have stayed in the purple dress she wears at the start of the movie.”
- anonymous
The reason why Clara isn’t cold is because she’s not real is because “The snow isn’t even cold. (The trees smell like peppermint. And I’ve never seen a sky so blue)”