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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mishasminions

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

lastseasonsloser

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

illogical-bullshit

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

apatheticwitch


cartoongoblin

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

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croxovergoddess mberchrome
clockmocker

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

h4x0rwaif

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

clockmocker

I’m sorry about this

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Source: clockmocker these shorts are so damn funny I just binged them one day did not regret it
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lesbianshepard

why are straight white guys so obsessed with world war 2

lesbianshepard

like i’ll talk about my interest in history and i’ll have guys be like “yeah i’m a history buff too i love world war 1 and 2″ like cool i was talking about ancient history. like the conversation was literally about ancient egypt. 

my fave thing is replying “oh, cool. i just can’t get into it. i like everyday life and religion and art. personally, i find war boring.” and let me tell you it’s a journey to watch them try and understand that killing thousands of people indiscriminately doesn’t hold my attention. 

cookie-sheet-toboggan

yup it’s always the “oh you’re just not into history” and the response of “yes i am im just into ancient history” and you’re ready to throw 38 greek myths at them just to shut them up about the kinds of bombers the britsh were using in the second world war

seidocatcher

except like. they really dont give a single fuck about wwi/ii. they care about the weapons and machinery. do they care about the events and the people? do they care about why wars were actually important? in my experience, very, very rarely.

prokopetz

I think that gets to heart of it: they’re not history buffs in any real sense. What they are is war fanboys. They collect and curate technical information about wars just like any other fanboy collects and curates technical information about the subject of their fandom. It’s basically not real to them; knowing what exact metal the buttons of SS uniforms were made of is of no greater significance to them than knowing the exact height of the captain’s chair on the starship Enterprise - it’s just another shiny technical fact for their collection.

ejomatic

It’s incredibly annoying because WW1 and WW2 are actually really interesting in terms of how politics changed and the like but all people want to talk about is the fighting. :/

i-will-not-be-caged

This comic from The Nib is a great analysis of how the cultural obsession with World War II and “the greatest generation” has completely skewed our view of its history and totally fucked us up.

moonlizards

^ definitely definitely read this, especially if you were too young to remember the immediate post-9/11 times.

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