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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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listen here everyone, if you don’t want to get spoiled for new episodes it’s your responsibility to blacklist spoilers. don’t blame people who properly tag their posts with the spoiler tags.

!!!!!! yeah like gifmakers have 2 or 3 tags for spoilers so don't blame us the common ones have ALWAYS been the same so you have no excuse blacklist the spoilers tag if you don't wanna see spoilers fucking simple
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kirkspocks

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count'nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

hiking-viking

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

themintykid

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

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bold-sartorial-statement

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

theshitpostcalligrapher

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

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andersonsallpurpose

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

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(oops spot the typos)

the-winter-road

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

books-and-candy-ples

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

rembrandtswife

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

kyraneko

2019 will soon be upon us and the world needs transformative shitposting as a competitive sport.

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katie-wants-donut starnewt

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

restroom

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

opinionated-truscum

Fucking preach.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general

Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things

notsocuddlefish

^

thestrugglesofamusicmajor

Yes yes yes to all of this but also remember that mental illness looks different on everyone. Maybe someone’s mental illness looks cute and quirky on the outside but on the inside is incredibly messy. And your mental illness is real and valid however it manifests itself !!

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