remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….
IF YOU’RE A BOY WHO LOVES BOYS GIVE ME A YEEHAW
YEEHAW
FAB! IF YOU’RE A GIRL WHO LOVES GIRLS GIVE ME A YEEHAW
YEEHAW
AMAZING! IF YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL WHO ENJOYS BOTH, GIVE ME THE LOUDEST YEEHAW YOU CAN SUMMON

It may be because I’m in my “shit-posting” mode right now, but I swear to god Pidge’s computer sounds like Lance Jeremy Shada here x’DDD I really want to know if it’s him or if I’m crazy which wouldn’t be a surprise.









