Red and Blue make Purple

[felidaereverse]

[sailorbrazil]

good evening everyone lets get this bread

[stimman3000]

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[stimman3000]

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[yaboybokuto]

[bumblevip]

Kinda late but happy birthday to this sunshine boy!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[plaggreste]

“Chloe, it’s me—Ladybug! You can trust me!“

[illmamnim]

the signs as chandler bing quotes

[zodiactears]

aries: i say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day

taurus: hi, i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

gemini: i’m not great at the advice, can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

cancer: i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this. i’ll regret it

leo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

virgo: until i was 25 i thought that the only response to i love you was “oh crap”

libra: it’s a sunday. i don’t move on sundays.

scorpio: alright rock paper scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave

sagittarius: couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? because i think, actually, mine’s growing back

capricorn: that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

aquarius: what must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self loathing

pisces: I’M HOPELESS AND AWKWARD AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE

[wintermoth]

[shit-liberals-post]

[levitzky]

[katie-wants-donut]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

@sp-o-o-n submitted:

as you should know by now, I have zero self control and a lot of free time on my hands. enjoy!