i’m late.
This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

please do not have children
“I’m gay”
“to who?”



smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver
um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon
his name is balloony
someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?
me, socialist:

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment
When you say it to people and they break
“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”
Who knew being kind and descent to others pays off in every way imaginable.








