
look how excited she is
captain america was bitten by a radioactive american
Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain.
Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say
Hello, everyone! I know I haven’t been updating much, or talking to anyone much, but know that I am doing well and adjusting fairly well here in Japan. 😊
It’s really cold though and the subway is hell, but otherwise it’s really convenient. Also, there’s a lot of walking. And also, a lot of vitamin intake. 😁 I’m surprisingly feeling a lot healthier here, and I was dreading I’d just be sick all the time… but noooope. I’m feeling pretty good (though cold, like seriously, it’s cold, help me, pls send blankets).
I don’t have any art supplies right now (or money to buy any, I can barely afford transport tbh) but I really want to participate in Inktober in any way I can, so, uhh, I’ll probably post doodles here (and my art blog) that I did on my phone using the art apps you all recommended to me. c: I WANT TO DRAW CHAT NOIR AGAIN.
And! I will be catching up to ML episodes soon! So many episodes to liveblog aaaaaaaaa— I’m really excited! I saw some spoilers and I tried hard not to see too much but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA carapace!!! also is there a new shipname for djwifi, please inform me thnx
Lastly, if you are somehow interested in my day-to-day updates (instead of a “fck i haven’t updated tumblr in a while, i should inform people i’m alive before they plot to burn me at the stake” update) hit me up privately and I’ll share my facebook or instagram (that I just made for the purpose of sharing my dumb Japan pics).
Thanks and I love you all and please remember you are beautiful, so please tie your shoelaces properly so you don’t trip and fall on your pretty face. 😘
Byyyyyyeeeeeeeeee (for now)~

I love how the Dragon Witch was literally mentioned ONCE and she’s such a staple in the fandom. What a queen