Red and Blue make Purple

[rxseartist]

Hey welcome to the Adrien She’s Just A Friend Agreste show I’m your host; Phillip DeRose and let’s just jump into it

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Exhibit D

[chlxnette]

adrien, looking at marcnath and julerose: fucking superb you funky little gays

[edendaphne]

i C what you did there 😙

[dreamymarinette]

marinette’s love interests so far: adrien, luka, nathaniel, nino at one point

what do they have in common? well,

• all of them are sweet 
• down to earth
• chill
• have absolutely zero tension with one another nor do they hate adrien
  

adrien’s love interests: chloe, lila, kagami

• fucking….liars?
• dislike/lowkey aren’t friendly w/ marinette? 
• cold af? 
• competitive? 
  

(less of this applies to kagami and im still holding out for her but) the GOTDAMN casual misogyny with these dumb writers, pitting EVERY girl against each other like some unneeded catfight is TIRED i swear to god

[lukabug]

I love the idea of Kagami being a strong rival to Marinette in the upcoming season but PLEASE I hope Mari notices Luka a bit more too :( his expression here spoke by himself

[broiamthriving]

lukagami

can y’all imagine Luka trying to pull that guitar shit on Kagami tho

Luka: you seem…upset. I think a girl like you deserves to feel like this   ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Kagami: wtf you trying to say just get to your damn point

[imaginemae]

Adrien: I need to talk to someone for love advice…

Me:

Not him.

She’s…kind of in your situation right now

…yeah maybe not him either…

Yeah, this is a better selection!

Nino and Alya are pretty solid

Yeah they’ve been together for awhile too

OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE, YOU PICK HEAD-OVER-HEELS - IN LOVE WITH YOU - WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY - SINGLE. AS. FUCK. MARINETTE. ARE YOU JOKING?!?!? HOW UNKNOWINGLY CRUEL CAN YOU BE?!?!?

[rangured]

[vamp--dad]

Me showing up drunk anywhere

[virgogreen]

Okay, but what if Marinette actually ended up using the gun lucky charm and just rolled up to Malediktator like