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  • Eric: So what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Captain Candy does? What if he jumps off a cliff?
  • Major Mint: If Captain Candy were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Captain Candy jumping off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
  • Eric: You jump off a cliff.
  • Major Mint: Gladly. Provided Captain Candy did first.
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#401: “I never realized that Nutcracker was the first movie and that Barbie movies had only been around for 16 years. Two nights ago I watched Nutcracker with my 6-year-old sister and 5-year-old brother. Tonight is Princess and the Pauper, which is...

#401: “I never realized that Nutcracker was the first movie and that Barbie movies had only been around for 16 years. Two nights ago I watched Nutcracker with my 6-year-old sister and 5-year-old brother. Tonight is Princess and the Pauper, which is my favorite.”

- @fandomsunite122

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ladynecro replied to your post “the best thing about the barbie nutcracker movie besides the rat king…”

THE BARBIE NUTCRACKER MOVIE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIES NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT ENOUGH

TIM CURRY IS FANTASTIC IN EVERYTHING I CAN HEAR HIM SAYING, “EVEN AS A NUTCRACKER YOU’RE A THORN IN MY SIDE” AND THE OTHER GUY GOES, “AND A THORN TO YOU I SHALL REMAIN” LIKE THEY’RE IN A FUCKING ERROL FLYNN MOVIE THAT IS THE BEST PART

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