Red and Blue make Purple

[gothicglasses]

[stimman3000]

jmdragunas

[gothicglasses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

[theawkwardchimera]

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

[biggest-gaudiest-fish]

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

[ghostfiish]

[boku-no-meme-academia]

hey . hey quick question why is todoroki in deltarune. why is he there. why is todoroki deltarune taller than todoroki bnha. what is deltarune. hey

[gothicglasses]

[poetrylesbian]

Girls who call other girls “honey”, “lovely”, “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, and other terms of endearment automatically are my favourite girls. So sweet and loving and kind, a of them. Every time a girl or woman calls me a cute term of endearment? #blessed #healed #happy #glowing #complete #content

[venusisfortransbians]

Cute receptionist at the doctor’s office the other day said “what’s up buttercup?” when I came in and I almost cried

[felidaereverse]

[rneerkat]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[studmuffin2014]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[gothicglasses]

[linnythealien]

[unnamedsonicblog]

[shira-hedgie]

pika - CHU~

[onemoertime]

Boi knows how to backfire

[ghostfiish]

[simonsayswhatnow]

porn… this is porn

[butch-babe]

god is real and she is dulce de leche ice cream

[lavacherries]

[memes--memes]