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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

theawkwardchimera

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

biggest-gaudiest-fish

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

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poetrylesbian

Girls who call other girls “honey”, “lovely”, “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, and other terms of endearment automatically are my favourite girls. So sweet and loving and kind, a of them. Every time a girl or woman calls me a cute term of endearment? #blessed #healed #happy #glowing #complete #content

venusisfortransbians

Cute receptionist at the doctor’s office the other day said “what’s up buttercup?” when I came in and I almost cried

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