may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.
also people really seem to think that specifically children with adhd will suddenly become not distractable if you remove distractors like phones which is very much not the case lol they just zone out you idiots.
my parents did this with homework and i would sit there zoned out till 10 pm not doing shit because they turned the internet off
Neurotypical people tend to not understand that my ability to focus on something I’m not particularly motivated to do will increase tenfold if I can have a secondary task or background distraction with which to pair it. So, for example, if I’m in a boring meeting or have to listen to a webinar or something, my ability to stay tuned in to what’s being said will actually improve greatly if I’m simultaneously allowed to play a game or colour. Likewise, if I have a boring work project that involves inputting data into spreadsheets or something of that nature, I absolutely need to be able to listen to a podcast whilst I work. People think these sorts of things are signs of not being invested, but for me, it’s the difference between engagement and zoning out.
this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

“niggers.”

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY








MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod
Can parents stop acting like providing a child’s basic needs is something to be earned? So many kids grow up traumatised because they were made to feel guilty about the existence they never asked for







