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- Dun dun dun (when I get stuck writing I draw out my thoughts like a map)



This is beyond upsetting
I can’t
What kind of monster…
But that perfect cereal pour…
she’s not human
I screamed when the fork pierced the cereal
When i tell u white people are crazy.
This video makes me so angry for some reason
my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*
me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
I'mma reblog this for good luck with money coming in 🏦😊💲
@papayawhipped Excuse you but Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper is the best Barbie movie

Excuse my french, BUT ARE Y'ALL FORGETTING BARBIE AND THE NUTCRACKER?

This shouldn’t even be an argument, everyone knows that Princess and the Pauper is the best Barbie movie
NONSENSE, I will defend Barbie and the nutcracker till I’m dead
It’s a good movie, but it doesn’t beat Princess and the Pauper ;)

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