I dont have “hetero” ships bc if I ship two characters who are a woman and a man that means they’re both bisexuals
Travis: “[whispering] What? [normal volume] Guys, we–we did it.”
Laura: “We’re at the airport, we’re about to get on a plane after Emerald City Comic Con–”
Travis: “Yeah, we got–we got our carryon still.”
Laura: “–and we just found out the news.”
Travis: “We broke it. Seven point five million dollars for the animated Kickstarter.”
Laura: “I can’t believe you guys!”
Travis: “What–what the heck? That’s amazing! That’s amazing. That means–”
Laura, as Vex: “Darling!”
Travis: “That means you’ve unlocked two more episodes of the mysterious Briarwood arc–”
Laura: “Oh my gosh.”
Travis: “Right? And unleashes the new Vox Machina guest one-shot. We got Felicia Day.”
Laura: “We got Will Friedle!”
Travis: “We got Wil Wheaton.”
Laura: “We got Mary Elizabeth Macglynn!”
Travis: “Patrick Rothfuss.”
Laura: “What the what!”
Travis: “So many people!”
Laura: “We got Patrick Rothfuss?!”
Travis: “We have Patrick Rothfuss.”
Laura: “Oh my gosh.”
Travis: “I mean, schedules–”
Laura: “Permitting.”
Travis: “–still to be determined, but they’re all in, and we are in, and that’s so exciting! The next stretch goal–which is even crazier to say, which is our last one–is $8.8 million which would finish the first season of this animated series and finish the Briarwood arc and that would be everything that we had ever hoped for and more. We–we don’t know what to do after that–”
Laura: “You guys…!”
Travis: “–except make other stories but this is the start, this is the way we wanted to do it and it’s only because of–of your generosity and your support and your passion and love.”
Laura: “[whisper-screaming] We love youuu!”
Travis: “Okay, we gotta get on a plane and try to pretend to act normal–”
Laura: “Be normal! What?”
Travis: “Um… we love you so much, and… please continue. We’ll see you on Tuesdays and Thursdays and going forward.”
[they both blow kisses]
Travis: “Bye!”