allexche
Where it’s warm
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felidaereverse
bless germany
thetristevaguard
lady-charinette
…..CHAT WHY!? THIS IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!
I….had this weird mental image in my head the first time I saw him scared shitless, with his own belt acting as a blindfold. (This post is not to be taken too seriously.) Alternative Title: If Marichat happened, what would be one of Chat Noir’s worst nightmares?
SIN SIN SIN SIN
“Oh, Chat Noir~” Marinette smiled, slowly stalking toward the apprehensive superhero, who defensively held a pillow to his chest, “Here kitty, kitty, kitty~”
His legs were shaking.
“Not any anime or shoujo manga I’ve seen and read taught me anything about this! What is she going to do with that!?” Chat Noir swallowed thickly before raising a hand placatingly in the air, the other one still clutching the pillow in front of him for dear life.
“Uhh, princess, I don’t think you should be playing with that, that’s my belt you kno-”
Whip!
Meowch!
Chat Noir jumped back and grabbed at the bedpost of Marinette’s bed, claws digging into the bedsheets as his ears flicked wildly atop his head in panic.
“Is this how a hero was supposed to die? Threatened by his cute girlfriend with his own belt?” Chat Noir’s muttered words were interrupted by Marinette’s odd giggle, “Uh….Marinette? Bugaboo? Princess?” Chat’s ears flattened to his head.
Marinette tightened her grip around the belt, straightening it between her hands, a dark look in her eyes, “Come on kitty cat, I just know you will purrfectly love this game!” Chat Noir did not like her grin. One. Bit.
He crawled back defensively when she started climbing up the ladder to her bed, “…W-What game princess?”
His skin crawled when Marinette appeared again and the bed dipped under her weight when she started crawling towards him with a smirk, “A game of cat and mouse, chaton.”
She swung the whip.
He screamed.
I gladly accept my invitation to hell for this.
nelhai
cuddlynaps
pisces-royalty
thebootydiaries
why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents
royal-raccoon
donutfloats
Consider: older Susie lopping off her mane an getting a cool undercut for supreme butch lesbian aesthetic
ruinedchildhood
