crowdedareas
i am haidsuko trash and fennsuko trash tbh
kravuus
grapesoda-art
sammymationsart
I woke up in the middle of the night to find a snack, but the only snack I could find was myself… I had turned into a cheeto.
inksmellsnice
Title: you’ve been talking in your sleep
Rating: T
Words: 450
Pairing: Haida/Retsuko
Summary: Haida and Retsuko have a relationship-altering conversation while slightly plastered.
When Haida officially started dating Retsuko, he quickly realized just how right he’d been when he said there was so much about her he didn’t know. For instance, today Haida had learned that he drank much faster than Retsuko did.
The red panda was still nursing her first serving of beer while Haida rested his flushed head on the table and fiddled with his third empty glass. This Friday night hadn’t been intended to be a date – Haida tried to think of more classy outings than going to the bar after work – but Retsuko had finally accepted an offer to go out for drinks with her two best friends and “Oh no, I just got an urgent text about a thing and have to go to a place. You kids have fun.” Thanks to Fenneko, it was suddenly a party of two.
“…You know,” Haida heard himself cutting into the awkward silence, “did I ever tell you about this really weird dream I had once?”
thanotaphobia
a list of the best superheros
1. none
2. of
3. them
4. they
5. are
6. all
7. so
8. frickin
9. perfect
10. peter parker
illmamnim
royal-raccoon
This could be read two ways, as a really smooth line or as something said by a cannibal.
I present third option, a smooth line by a smooth cannibal
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by a smooth cannibal.
katie-wants-donut
ruinedchildhood
