“Chat Noir is like a sidekick not a partner”
cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual
cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual
I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.
incidentally, you are also an apex predator
apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.
Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.
If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!
zippykatdraws asked:
a bit better
but im not very productive 😂
im trying to get my mental health in a somewhat stable state



happy worm moon spring equinox world frog day
This is why I feel so powerful today
Random NPC who will stop existing after I’ve finished their quest and I probably will never see again: Here, your payment. It’s not much, but it’s all we have.
Me:
Me: But you need that for your family