An AU Where…
Marinette frequently breaks into people’s homes and redecorates them in the middle of the night
Marinette frequently breaks into people’s homes and redecorates them in the middle of the night
I mean, it’s bound to happen eventually! She gets thrown around my Akumas so often that eventually she’ll probably hit it the wrong way by falling as Marinette or hitting a wall as Ladybug. And she gets back up, and immediately falls back down. I have two different theories about what would happen next….
Marinette
She’s lying on the floor, seeing fuzzy figures attempt to pick her up. As soon as her vision begins to clear, Marinette gets up and stumbles around.
Alya is very concerned (because GIRL YOU HIT YOUR HEAD YOU SHOULD NOT BE WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT!)
And Nino is running ahead of her trying to stop her from walking away because DUDETTE YOU MIGHT HAVE A CONCUSSION AND I WILL CRY IF YOU GET HURT MORE BC OF ME!
But Adrien is just freaking out, running to the teacher, getting the nurse and trying to get Mari to sit down. But she’s so out of it that she just waved him off saying “Stupid Chaton, I’m trying to do ballet”.
And that’s when they gets really concerned. Marinette stays home for 10 days recovering from her concussion and for some reason Hawkmoth doesn’t attack during those days and no one knows why (Gabriel was concerned for her because Adrien was freaking out and he knew she was very talented and he hates seeing his son like that even though he’d never admit it).
But eventually Marinette comes back to school and everyone is hovering over her until she just. Snaps.
And then everyone learns that even though she got a concussion from tripping over her own feet, she is perfectly capable of helping herself, thank you very much!
Ladybug
Ladybug gets tossed into a wall and that’s like the fifth time this fight. Even magic can’t save every little injury. So she has a concussion, but refuses to let Chat help her. She defeats the villain, fixes the mess, but her concussion stays.
She starts feeling really dizzy and collapses, but she attempts to get right back up so she can leave. Chat insists that she has to take care of herself because a head injury could be serious if she didn’t take care of herself.
When she detransforms into Marinette, her parents immediately fuss over her and insist she stay home and rest. Tikki flits around, making sure Marinette doesn’t get up. But she still ends up patrolling the city with a concussion and Chat has to threaten to take away her earrings if she doesn’t stop. Because Chat knows how to do that.
Or imagine it’s post reveal, and he’s like GOSH DARN IT MARINETTE, YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION YOU SHOULD NOT BE ZIPPING AROUND PARIS! And he puts her on bed rest and comes over everyday for crossiants to check up on her.
Because you know his ass would
Everytime someone uses this scene to depict ladynoir

In a gifset or some art
I cringe a little inside because that wasn’t chat noir, it was theo in disguise
C’mon we all watched the scene didn’t we

Summary: Marinette finally gets fed up with Chat’s flirting and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.
She was about done with Chat’s shenanigans.
They’d defeated the akuma with ease, which had left them with plenty of time for interviews afterward. It was late afternoon, and so Ladybug wasn’t worrying about school or missing anything important. With her partner at her side, she sat at the base of the Eiffel Tower, a microphone in her hand as they worked together in answering the questions thrown their way. It’d already been near twenty minutes, however, and she was growing tired of the talking. Especially with the direction the questions had gone in.
“So you two have been working together a while now,” the reporter had asked. “Would you consider yourselves close?”
“Of course,” Chat had replied, grinning wide as he’d turned to her. “Close as could be.”
An answer that had visibly displeased her.
“Just how close are you both?” was the next question.
And so she knew the situation could only get worse if she didn’t cut in.
ML Comission
This has been commissioned by Shawna Canon for a part in her AMAZING ML Fanfic, feel free to go check it out!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14370303/chapters/33175692
An epilogue to “don’t wanna go home,” just for y’all who enjoyed it and gave me so much positive feedback. <3
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I really hope that Deltarune isn’t a sequel to the no-mercy run specifically, because it’s going to be really awkward to be guilt-tripped in the game for doing that run with THIS nailed to my wall
