so… what if Keith grew up but with Kosmo at his side?

who is his fan
maybe next time you’ll think before you cheat on carrie underwood’s mining-enthusiast cousin, carrie underground

MULTI QUADRANT LOVE SQUARE.
this is an old au that ive been thinking more about because @ladyblargh made THIS post and ive been talking to @kulekrizpy and now @sphenodontia has made THIS post and now you all have to see my own quadrant headcanons.
what can i say the time is ripe
I don’t have time to go as in depth as i want to but heres the one I feel like I have to convince you of:


i gotta go but I’m right and ill die for CHLOE ♠ MARINETTE ♣ ADRIEN
anyways this makes for the messiest, stupidest reveal
It’s been a long time since I was a Homestuck, and I never actually understood ashen very well, but I definitely remember that it was a three-person relationship. So does the first image mean that Marinette is mediating between Adrien and Chat? Or that Adrien and Chat both want Marinette to mediate between them and someone else/want someone else to mediate between them and Marinette?
The two panels at the bottom are clearly suggesting that Adrien would mediate between Marinette and Chloe, but I don’t know what the situation with Chat would be.
The chart is about how they feel towards each other, not what relationship they’re in! I should have specified, haha. Here’s what’s going on:
Marinette (and consequently also ladybug) is flush for adrien but pale for chat noir. Adrien (and consequently also chat noir) is flush for ladybug but has an ash crush on marinette (and chloe, but she’s not in the lovesquare so she doesn’t get to be in my diagram.)
theres not a huge amount of precedent in homestuck canon for what an ash relationship looks like, or how you even have an ash crush, like so i’m taking some liberties… and twisting things to root adrien’s ash feelings in caring about chloe and marinette rather than being annoyed at them.
maybe he’s a little annoyed. Chloe is his oldest friend and he knows she can be too much, but she’s also capable of being better, and deserves kindness. Marinette is incredible but when she lets chloe get under her skin she can be so sharp. he wants to give them a good talking to, but romantically. and make sure they are nice to each other, on a candle-lit date. He wants to put them in the get-along shirt when they are to mean, and make them appreciate the good qualities he can see in them.