“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
What the fuck
ichidice
jot-aro
This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response
The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result
gothicglasses
snorlaxatives
happy thanksgiving thotties!! hope you all have a great day with family or friends or by yourself whatever floats your boat! eat lots of food and shove a pumpkin pie up your ass if that’s what you’re into! love y’all
pisces-royalty
lavacherries
gothicglasses
i-am-an-adult-i-swear
Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”
Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast
Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull
gothicglasses
mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid
katie-wants-donut
gothicglasses
guardiandae
ace peeps who are not aro are valid
aro peeps who are not ace are valid
ace peeps who are also aro are valid
ruinedchildhood
