girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger
girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard
do you ever have that feeling….
technology makes everything imaginary, my friend
NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE RELEVANT POST!!!!!
Life imitates art
bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane