Red and Blue make Purple

rocket-pool

Dying rn

fluffle-talk

butterynutjob

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.

spellbound7

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

writing-while-female

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.

No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).

The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.

Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.

mareebrittenford

I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.

addignisherlock

“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”

So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??

Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂

totallysilvergirl

I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.

love-in-mind-palace

I..am..idk

thescienceofjohnlock

🤣😂🤣

probablefox

And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.

persephone-devotee

randaness

dooooo your boobs float high

do they wobble toward the sky

can you not help but obsess

on your face-invading chest

can you cup them in your hands

and bounce them like a marching band

do your boobs. float. high.

writing-while-female

I think I love you, @randaness

writing-while-female

50,000 women: we don’t obsess about our boobs

Mansplainer: I’m not a woman and I don’t have boobs so I have no clue what i’m talking about, but I know y'all lyin’!

epicwolfofdarkness

The notes on this post are great. Women understand better than men ever can.

lastchair4lyf

Like for reall, the only times I have ever had convos with other women about our boobs, was 1) discussing/complaining about bras and heloing to find the right size/type for a friend who had worn the same one for like 8 years and it really didnt fit and ended up causing them pain. 2) when someone is feeling pain in their breasts/is worried that they might have breast cancer cause they have a wierd lump on the outside (just a wierd pimple ish situation they are fine). And 3) when I complained about having breasts because they cause me a lot of dysphoria.

We dont compare breast sizes. We don’t worry about what other women will think wgen they see our breasts. In fact I feel like most women secretly hate breasts. Theor dumb and useless ( unless your breastfeeding of course) and bras suck and to top it off, some guys have this wierd obsession with them and they are considered *taboo* to talk about because they are a “sex organ” (complete and utter bullshit but thats another rant).

aria-lerendeair

The one exception to that is when I cup them and make them dance to music - because sometimes boobs are fun.

douchebag-t-rex

Ill admit that ive looked in the mirror and said “hmm why arent you two closer together/flatter/bigger/etc?” But i guarantee you that thought lasts about .05 seconds and then i put my shirt on and go and dont think about it for the rest of the day.

I related to mens writing much more when i was anorexic and struggling with body dysmorphia. Leading me to believe that men believe all women are suffering from an incredibly emotionally painful mental state at all times. Which is not true.

And i wonder… if mens depictions of female body thoughts had anything to do with my constant staring in the mirror at 15 years old and picking out every “severely deformed” part of my body and face. I know of many other causes for this behavior and thought pattern but maybe male writing is yet another one.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.