Please do not use words like policeman or police woman use gender-neutral terms like “tools of the capitalist Bourgeois” and “enemies of the people”
I really like the Alolan Meowth, I hope that the Alolan Persian looks like a panther so I can name mine ‘Bagheera’
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Two years later, picked up my Baddest BlueBerry Bitch in NYC yesterday, he’s very soft despite being a reminder of my Worst Post
Guess it’s time I accept this fucker as my partner pokemon, huh
cashier: that’ll be 18 bucks please!
me: alright! do you accept credit?
cashier: no
me: ok… i have cash
cashier: we dont accept cash either
me: ………
cashier: get out
me:

I’ll miss you


cool i was scrolling tumblr while i’m taking a shit and i start laughing at this post and apparently alerted an enormous wolf spider in the bathroom of my presence and it charged right at me while i’m on the toilet i have never screamed so hard and everyone heard me yelling like i was dying. I hate this post now











