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ML au: Clam!Lila

(What if the clam wouldn’t open)

(Based on this)

“I am sorry, it seems this clam won’t open.” The bartender confessed. “Should I shatter the shell for you?”

Ladybug and Chat noir look at each other, if the clam won’t open, then how would they get the akuma? Would shattering the clam shell kill Lila? Would miraculous healing even be able to fix that?

“Please don’t.” Ladybug exclaimed rather worried. “We will, find another way.” The ladybug print heroine took the clam from the bartender, who was surprisingly professional about the whole ordeal, considering they made a hole into the area.

“My lady, you used Lucky charm, so you should probably use miraculous healing before you transform back. Maybe that will fix her.” Chat noir pointed out.

Ladybug took the words of the cat hero into consideration, while this wasn’t something she would wish on anyone, she would figure someway to get the akuma out of there without breaking the shell. But she was kind of on borrowed time.

“Okay, maybe Miraculous healing will fix her.” Ladybug said just before throwing the towel into the air, and activating her miraculous healing.

The damage that had been done before had been reversed, everything was back to normal, except that Lila was still a clam.

The two heroes looked at each other. The realization of how difficult the situation they were in now was very apparent. Chat noir turned back to the bartender.

“Can… can we get a bowl or cup of salt water?”

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Hawkmoth stood looking out the window in utter disbelief. His akuma was trapped in a pearl, inside of a clam that won’t open. He can only have one akuma active at a time. So unless they manage to get that akuma out of there, he can’t make anymore akuma. He tried calling back his akuma, but it refused to return. Lila has somehow made it impossible for the akuma to be recalled. 

“How… how is this possible? I lost because of a clam!?” the purple suit villain shouted in utter disbelief. “Now I am unable to recall the akuma, or even make a new one until this one returns.”

Hawkmoth felt that this was quite a predicament indeed.

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Ms. Bustier and her class were surprised to see a fish bowl with a clam set on a desk.

“Adrien, while I don’t mind having pets in the classroom, this is something that needs to be cleared with the principal.”

Adrien rubbed his neck.

“Umm, this isn’t a pet Ms. Bustier. Its… Lila.” Adrien confessed.

Marinette listened along with the class as Adrien explained how Chat noir had come up to him, telling him that he needed someone to look over the clam, saying it was Lila who was akumatized by hawkmoth. Despite the ridiculousness of the story, Marinette was considering being mad at Chat noir for pawning this huge responsibility on Adrien, but Adrien is responsible, and he is Lila’s classmate, so it did seem to check out. Marinette was about to stand up for him, but Nino was the first to speak.

“So, that wasn’t you who said all those mean things about me, but an akumatized Lila that can shapeshift?”

“Yea, whatever she said as me, it wasn’t true.” Adrien confirmed.

Ms. Bustier thought for a moment.

“Well, I am sure that this is only a temporary situation, In the mean time, Adrien, please take notes for Lila until she is… back to her old self. I will think of a way of letting her family know the situation after class.”

“Ill take the notes for her,” Marinette stated. “I am sure she will come out her shell soon.” 

Adrien felt himself loving the pun and resisted the urge to laugh,

“Yea, She can sit upfront with Lila and me. Since Lila won’t need her seat. I am sure Lila won’t be Shellfish about you siting upfront now” Adrien suggested.

Marinette felt a faint blush and her inner self smiling at the suggestion, despite the awful puns.

“That should be fine, I am sure Lila will appreciate all of the help.” Ms. Bustier agreed, still coming to grips with the fact her student is a clam.

“We should all take turns taking care of Lila, show her how much we care.” Rose exclaimed. “She is our new classmate and friend, we owe it to her.”

Most of the class agreed, and Lila had become the class’ new pet project. Until she would be cured.

“Don’t worry Lila, you won’t need to move a mussel until you are back to normal.” Kim exclaimed proudly.

“If you can talk and need anything, Be shore to let us know.” Alya said to the clam. “It will be one interesting story to find out how it is being a clam.”

Each member of the class giving a sea pun and some sort of reassuring statement.

Marinette sat in her new seat. She whispered to the clam.

“I know we got off on the wrong foot, but after you are cured, lets be friends instead of anemones.” 

Little did anyone in the class know, how very angry the clam girl is.

Ml ml au clam!lila clamla miraculous ladybug miraculous ladybug au I'm laughing as I am writing this adrienette sea puns I am have a shell of a time I am not sorry