I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
angelrin89
just-absolutely-super
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
No
What are lemons??
Bless.
How about when you got real zesty and tagged something as a lemon-lime?
mooncoregf
pandasmoon
Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.
creativecreepie
ciphersiren
Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave
jacks-mom
creativecreepie
supacutiepie
honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out
hope-i-dont-choke
When they can't transform in front of each other
- Adrien standing in front of Marinette: STAY BEHIND ME!
- Marinette pushing him behind her: NO! YOU STAY BEHIND ME!
- Adrien moving back in front: MARINETTE! LET ME PROTECT YOU!
- Marinette pushing him back again: I DON'T NEED YOU TO PROTECT ME! I NEED YOU TO LET ME PROTECT YOU!
- Tiki and Plagg knowing the whole situation and face palming.
p-artsypants
Amalgam
This one shot is dedicated to @ladyblargh, for just being a really funny and positive person!
When an young man is rejected for being ‘incompatible’ he turns into the akuma ‘Amalgam’ able to fuse two people together.
And later Adrien and Marinette would debate if it was lucky or unlucky that they got hit.
(Links in reblog.)
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“I’m sorry Robért, but we just aren’t compatible.”
Two and a half years of on and off dating, and this was how she was ending it. The woman he was desperately in love with. she had turned him down again and again, until he finally wore her down. But then she would break it off and see another guy, and when that inevitably failed, she begrudging get back together with him. Why couldn’t she see they were made for each other? Why? WHY!?
His Juliet had left him speechless, gasping for words. But she was gone now…and a cold feeling clamped on his throat. His only companion in the lonely street was the small stuffed pig in his hand. It was supposed to be a gift, but he didn’t even get the chance to give it to her.
Poor Robért didn’t even see the black butterfly touch his little pig.
“Amalgam,” a dark voice whispered in his ears. “You’ve been rejected by someone who thought you were ‘incompatible’. I’m giving you the power to fuse two people together, and prove to her that no one is truly compatible after all! In exchange, all I ask is for you to take Chat Noir and Ladybug’s Miraculous!”
“Understood Hawkmoth!” Black and purple smoke covered the newest victim, taking a very average looking man and turning him into a fashion nightmare. Paisley and plaid, polka dots and stripes, patterns that clashed and complementary color combinations that made the eyes burn. A staff formed in his other hand, green on one end and red on the other.
“All shall fall prey to heartbreak!”
sidsinning
ruinedchildhood
