Marinette: Nino and Alya if you’re planning to shoot another movie like you did early this year I have an idea
Alya: Yes?
Marinette: The class as their akuma forms!
Alya: That could actually be fun, but you wouldn’t be in it
Marinette: Oh. I know.
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Chloe: Dupain-Cheng! I heard about your idea of a movie, but it’s ridiculous you’re making me be Antibug rather than Queen Bee
Marinette: I’ve already talked to Alya and you’ll play 3 characters. You know, as you’ve been akumatised twice and have to play a hero
Chloe: I suppose that is reasonable
Marinette: Here’s a honey bee comb. You know. So you don’t have to steal one
Chloe: Marinette!
Marinette: Don’t worry you can keep it.
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Alya: Nino and I have been talking maybe Adrien and you can watch and be directors?
Marinette: From the back row?
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Adrien: I have an idea maybe you can imagine akuma forms for us
Marinette: I don’t see you taking action against those that wrong you though. High road and all that. Maybe protector? Silently watches then talks when no one is around.
Adrien: Thanks?
Marinette: And I’ve fought off akumas three times including twice without help so whatever the akuma was would have to be caused by something pretty serious
Lila: Why not Petty Princess?
Marinette: Says the girl who chose to become akumatised and literally grabbed it from the air
Lila: So then what would be yours
Marinette: Lie Detector! Nobody can lie before me.
Lila: I don’t-
Marinette: Napking! I slice you apart with napkins
Lila: This is just-
Marinette: Marinette
Lila: That’s all?
Marinette: It’s like Vanisher. I get forgotten and ignored when you are around.
Lila: Why not Salt Queen?
Marinette: Wouldn’t want to steal a future akuma persona from you
(alternative: Weren’t you already that and your only power was being an oyster? The silence suited you. I nearly actually believed you for once.)
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Marinette: Maybe Adrien, you can just be Chat Noir. You must have the costume from Clara’s shoot still?
Adrien: No. It was a rental. Totally not worthy of being chat. Maybe you can be buga…Ladybug?
Lila: Shouldn’t that honour go to her best friend?
Marinette: I don’t see Chat around. Maybe I’ll ask next time he drops on my roof top
Lila: I meant -
Marinette: Chloe is already playing Queen Bee
Lila: Perhaps-
Marinette: She has saved Adrien a few times but he should be Chat
Lila: I meant me!
Marinette: But then who would play the villain?
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Adrien: Marinette I really think you should consider being ladybug
Marinette: Because I’m your everyday bug? Never thought of and quickly squashed?
Adrien: No, because like Ladybug you are brave, kind, heroic
Marinette: Totally not planning to start charging when I save them or change my voicemail, ring and text tone, and constantly play Bitch
Adrien: What?
Marinette: What?
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Marinette: So, Chat, my school is doing a play that includes you
Chat: Are you, princess? Who is playing me?
Marinette: I’m trying to convince Adrien to. More struggling to figure out who should play Ladybug
Chat: Why not you?
Marinette: Too busy fact checking what is written to rehearse as most of it is based off Ladyblog posts. Should have used Nathaniel’s and Marc’s comic. Would be more accurate
Chat: So are you doing the costumes?
Marinette: I said I would for my friends….Not sure where Lila, Chloe, Mylene, Rose-
Chat: Aren’t they your friends?
Marinette: Maybe I should tell Lila to get hers from Prince Ali as it would be the only one up to her quality
Chat: The others?
Marinette: Is $50 a costume too much?
Chat: Marinette!
Marinette: You’re right….$100 should be the price.
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