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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Geese and pigs and turkeys and ducks and goats and cows are oh so gentle uwu I love to bully my cows and especially mature intact bulls owo

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Never thought I’d see geese described as gentle.

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Ladies and gentlegeese…

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Husband has a scar 2mm from his jugular from a rabbit, every time I have to catch a turkey I come out looking like I lost a cage match, goats have SPEARS on their HEADS.

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HASHHDHGDF PIGS

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Thinking about the time some of our cows, who are literally owned because they’ve always been there, and my friend’s mom likes having cows, who are free-range, who we don’t eat, who are born and live and die free in the pastures, saw me one day and decided to charge me,

But unlike the norm, they didn’t back down when I bluffed them, and they stampeded in earnest, and I had to actually for real run for my life through thickets, tearing up my legs to shreds, until I was close enough to the barn to call for the herding dog to come save me,

And when I posted about it, some vegan blog was like “cows only attack the humans who abuse them.”

Source: dairyisntscary
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Well played, thomas. (SPOILER)

Remember that post where someone asked if we will see marinette and adrien as a couple?

Everyone thought of course they will end up together already in season 3.

That’s when we got Oblivio.

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Originally posted by plaggreste

He said that hawkmoth will gat a new ally.

We thought it will be chloe but we got lila back.

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Originally posted by oui-ladybug

Someone asked if we will see a grown up ladybug and Chat Noir.

We got the episode of timetagger. (Yes it is a timebreaker gif but THE CLOCK WAS IMPORTANT AND WE ALL NOW KNOW WHY OMG)

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Originally posted by miraculousgifsbug

We wanted new heroes?

We got bunnix. And in the intro, alix had the bunny stuff in her face. (Means..the others would become the heroes we think they will be ?)

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Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

So we got everything, but also not.

I am impressed.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you make an au where marinette's best friend is nino and adrien's best friend is alya
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Originally posted by fuckyeahdragrace

-Nino is the one that offered Marinette the seat in origins Before Alya did. Nino’s crush on Marinette set in a bit earlier so he wanted to be nicer.

-Marinette takes the seat next to Nino and thanks him.

-“ignore the spoiled brat. I got your back.”

-The Gum scene happens which Adrien tried to fix but Marinette still yells at him.

-Alya offers Adrien a seat. “Us new kids gotta stick together.”

-Adrien tells Alya what happened.

-“Don’t worry about it, if she doesn’t want to listen, that’s on her.”

-Origins happens and Marinette tries to let Nino be ladybug, but things happened and the battle goes the same.

-Alya noticing how down Adrien is about the whole thing with Marinette. -Alya’s influence caused Adrien to confront Chloé about her meanness. -Marinette realizing that Adrien was not that bad of a guy like she thought. -Umbrella scene, Adrien blows that girl away and she is crushing hard. (BFF swap au)
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It might be odd that Lila who now desires to demolish Adrien’s friendship with Chloé go to her by talking about Ladybug, but coming from Lila, this is perfectly logical. 

Remember Oni-chan. They show important facts about Lila.

First, she tends to use others to get what she wants. 

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At the beginning of the episode, when Nino encounters her and ask her what’s wrong, she says she doesn’t want to bother Adrien to help her with her homeworks along with mentionning she doesn’t want Adrien to think she has a crush on him. This sets up two things as Nino is best friend with Adrien AND his girlfriend is Alya AKA Marinette’s BFF. One is that Nino will talk to Adrien and Adrien will of course accept to help Lila. Second and more importantly, it spreads around the (fake) news that Lila isn’t romantically interested in Adrien, thus making Marinette looks even more paranoid in front of her friends.

By using Nino, Lila manages to hit two birds with one stone than just by asking Adrien to help her. 

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Same thing happens when she tells Oni-chan the only way for her to sincerely renounce Adrien is by destroying Ladybug for her. Again, there is two objectives. One for Oni-chan to leave her alone, buying her time, and second, this now highly motived supervillain is set to defeat Ladybug. 

Even back in Chameleon, same strategy is employed (but against Marinette this time around)

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It wasn’t shown to us as we only get to see the aftermath of her manipulations (although they are implied). Lila is the one who manages to change the seating arrangements so she gets to seat next to Adrien and isolates Marinette from her friends. She takes action against Marinette because that girl tries to expose Lila as a liar as shown in Catalyst.

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“Oh no, Marinette, not that again…”

From Alya’s comment, it wasn’t the first time Marinette was trying to find holes in Lila’s stories. And Lila has enough and decided to put her in her place either by making her submit or by making her lose all of her friends.

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Lila only resorts to direct threats only if her victim didn’t fall for anything else she has set in.   

Back to Oni-chan, Lila will make use of any information she can get her hand on. When she asks Adrien what was his worst grade, she uses his answer later on Nathalie.

Lila : See? You’ll never know until you ask nicely.
Adrien : You didn’t ask nicely. You lied, Lila.
Lila : You told me yourself that A- in math was your worst grade, didn’t you?

Another thing that is presented to us is that Lila has noticed Adrien still is fan of Ladybug by the pictures of her he has stashed away. 

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And lastly, Adrien made it perfectly clear he dislikes people who are trying to hurt those he cares about.

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“Lila, you can count on me, unless you hurt the people I love”

So there you have all the ingredients for Lila to cook a plan to make Adrien hates Chloé… by making Chloé attack Ladybug and maybe get rid of the superheroine by the same occasion. But for that to happen, Lila first needs Chloé to lose any respect and admiration she has toward Ladybug. That’s why Lila goes and make her believe about the magic formula, so Chloé who feels rejected/abandonned loses further hope in her idol and starts to hate her.

Now that I think of it, it’s terrifying how Gabriel exactly knows what idea to ingrain in Lila’s mind to reap the exact fruit he wants. It might be because of the fact he has been in Lila’s mind so often as Hawkmoth and how he is fully aware Lila never misses an opportunity that might take down Ladybug in the process. 

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ladybug and chat noir meeting future alix, wielder of the rabbit miraculous

bunnix: in the future, i’m a part of ladybug and chat noir’s superhero team. that is to say, the ladybug and chat noir that you’ll become. because for the time, you’re much more minibug and chaton noir. in the team, i’m the heroine of last resort. we call on me when everyone has failed.

cn: but we just released you, right? that means that you failed too.

bunnix: no. that was your fault. or to be exact, it will be. in the future, your cataclysm will accidentally damage my miraculous.

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