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my dad was DEEPLY offended when i offered to help him set up the switch, saying things like “how old do you think i am” and “i’ve been playing video games since before you were born” etc etc. i didn’t mean to offend him, it’s just that the last console he’s touched was like, the gamecube back when it first came out! things have changed since then. we have touch screen now.
anyway he’s had a bit of a chip on his shoulder since then, and so he basically destroyed Breath of the Wild and left me in he dust. he found more shrines, korok seeds, and armor than i did in like, half the time, and he got very pleased when i told him i didn’t know about certain areas or quests.
i’ll admit i underestimated him because he always seemed to struggle when playing Ocarina of Time back when we lived together when i was like, eight. in hindsight i realize he struggled because he didn’t speak english very well and couldn’t understand most of the on-screen explanations. once he set the language to korean he was blazing through botw so fast he was fighting lynels before i’d even gotten to the point where i felt comfortable with lizalfos.
anyway i’m sick of him rubbing it in so for christmas i’m getting him dark souls. see how much you like challenges then, pops
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