if-i-say-goodbye
mrschaton-noir
compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”
lavacherries
zelkam
read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them
and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot
lavacherries
shouty-y
me, daydreaming: stop - there’s a plot hole
me: whatever, it doesn’t matter, nobody’s gonna see it
me: mmm-buuuut-mmmm-plOT HOLE sToP
catnippackets
support group for artists who got approached by fans who were trying to befriend you but ended up creeping you out instead and when they were blocked by you, started copying all your art and OCs and pretending they were you and ignoring all your DMs asking them to cut it out
catnippackets
harveychan
If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.
12 year old me really said “every woman in the world is beautiful and the only attractive male is beast boy from teen titans because he has empathy. I’m straight.”
weedle-testaburger
hananim-eunhye
my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive
i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life
sweetmeatdale
Ladybug with her lucky charm in Oblivio
“What am I supposed to do with this make teaaa?!”
gale-of-the-nomads
-Oblivio!Adrien calling out his Dad for being neglectful.
-Calling out Chloé for being mean and using her connection as his childhood friend to prevent him from calling her out
-Calling out Lila for lying and being a jerk to Marinette (the love of his life)
-Adrien calling Out EVERYBODY!
-He even calls out his other self in a 50 page journal of how he has f***ed up specifically.
-Oblivio! Adrien Leads the Marinette Defense squad.
chimpukampu
ruinedchildhood