them…..
- cat
Petty trio part 3
Eventually Adrien slips up and makes a passive aggressive comment.
The trio chanting: One of us. One of us.
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Realising pettiness is their in-joke and the three won’t be upset provided he doesn’t go obviously too far (e.g. dead mum jokes) Adrien starts joining in. He and Marinette sometimes pair up, with him providing set up and her the take down. Means he can say everything he wanted to without facing any serious repercussions. Especially as Gabriel is spending more time with people so Adrien is already winning.
Adrien: Today at school we learnt about the impact of abusive parenting. It was enlightening
Gabriel: Are you trying to say something about my parenting style?
Marinette: Wouldn’t you have to be around to have a parenting style?
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Gabriel: I renovated your room a bit
Adrien: Dad I told you, I don’t want bars on my windows
Marinette: He wouldn’t do that. Maybe just a security camera so he knows when you leave?
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Adrien: Today I am thankful for Nathalie. A mother figure when I became an orphan
Gabriel: You’re not an orphan
Adrien: So you remember me this week?
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Gabriel: Marinette I designed you this green ensemble
Marinette: Thanks, but why green? I thought you said pink was more my colour?
Nathalie: Because you’re green with envy
Gabriel: And greed
Marinette: I never-
Gabriel: Trying to take my only son from me
Adrien: It’s ok Marinette, I’m fairly sure there’s a spare red one around
Gabriel: Because she’s red with anger?
Nathalie: Aggression?
Marinette: Don’t you mean Agreste-ion?
Gabriel and Adrien: I have never been prouder.
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Adrien skips a fencing lesson as he offered to translate for Marinette when her uncle came to visit again.
Next time Marinette is over everyone only speaks Mandarin
Hawkmoth: Lila
Lila: What
Hawkmoth: Get angry I need to akumatize someone
Lila: That’s my secret Cap. I’m always angry

You know how cats would bring mice to their Masters as a sign of their affection?
(or how Marinette ended up using a different Miraculous in S3)
“I feel like I’m the only one who didn’t care about the kiss in Mayura”
*blatantly ignoring the leaks* Anyway wouldn’t it be fascinating if Nathalie used the peacock to the detriment of her own health, pushing herself to the edge of death, and Gabriel was forced to choose between saving his secretary, who is still alive, versus his wife, who is already dead?
It has been 5 hours and I’m only 10% done

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