Red and Blue make Purple

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• Adrien: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep...maybe I'm coming down with something.
• Nino: Hohoho. Oh, I know what you've got. The L-word.
• Plagg: Yeah, laryngitis.
• Nino: No, Plagg, no. It's four letters. Starts with "L". Ends with "E".
• Plagg: ...Aha! Lice.
• Nino: No! Adrien, my friend, is in love.

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Tell my assistant I love her…..work ethic.

Gabriel Agreste, on his deathbed

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ponyfiedd asked:

I can't stop laughing lmfao this whole blog

thank you so much!!!!! i’m glad that you’re enjoying it!!!! :’)

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• Manon: So, do you know how babies are made?
• Adrien: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
• Manon: Why?
• Adrien: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.

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• Adrien: Nino, I think you should play the role of my father for this.
• Nino: I don’t want to be your father.
• Adrien: Perfect. You already know your lines.

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• Chloé: I never brag.
• Marinette: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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• Adrien: *sneezes*
• Marinette: I would say God bless you, but it seems he already has.

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• Ladybug, after Chat catches her: Thanks. You’re pretty good at that.
• Chat Noir: I’m good at everything.
• Ladybug: Humble, too.
• Chat Noir: And really good-looking.

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I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won’t quit.

Chat Noir, probably