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Chat Noir (to Ladybug): You're all I ever wanted. You don't smell like cheese!
Ladybug: ...Thank you? But what else?
Chat Noir: What else?
Ladybug: Is not smelling like cheese all that matters to you?
Alya: Chat Noir, what else?
Chat Noir: What else...is there?

miraculous ladybug chat noir ladybug alya ladynoir the swan princess in honor of that frickin cheese quote

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Chat Noir: Ladybug, you saved me! I owe you my life!
Ladybug: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

miraculous ladybug ladybug chat noir ladynoir ///// bob's burgers submission wanlingnic

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Nino: How long have you been with Chat Noir?
Ladybug: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Chat is my partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

miraculous ladybug ladybug chat noir ladynoir ///// parks and recreation i think i did a quote like this from himym a few weeks ago iirc?? but parks and rec>>>himym imo

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Okay, red suit, black spots. Red suit, black spots. Red suit, black spots…this would be so much easier if I wasn’t colorblind!

Chat Noir, looking for Ladybug

miraculous ladybug chat noir ladynoir //// ///// shrek inspired by that one comic where chat is colorblind like a kitty

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Chat Noir: Okay. Give me your hair dryer.
Ladybug: What are you talking about?
Chat Noir: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
Ladybug: Have you ever met a human girl?
—Later—
Adrien: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Chloé: Of course. I’m not an animal.

miraculous ladybug chat noir adrien agreste chloe bourgeois ladynoir ladybug brooklyn 99

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it’s been like an entire week and i still can’t believe that adrien saying “girls smell better than cheese” isn’t an incorrect quote. he literally says “girl smell better than cheese” in the actual show.

“girls smell better than cheese”. i have ascended.

that entire exchange was so SURREAL am i dreaming??? when will i awaken mod post

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Chloé (to Alix): Oh my god, I love your pocket watch! Where'd you get it?
Alix: Uh, it's been in my family for hundreds of years.
Chloé: Vintage! So adorable.
Alix: Thanks!
Chloé (to Sabrina): That is the ugliest effing pocket watch I've ever seen.

miraculous ladybug chloe bourgeois sabrina alix ///// mean girls

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Chat Noir: What's the plan?
Ladybug: Well, it mostly involves NOT DYING!
Chat Noir: I like that plan!

miraculous ladybug ladybug chat noir //// ///// megamind

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Adrien: Maybe I die. Moonwalking accident. And then you go and marry Ladybug. And it makes me sad. But if she’s gonna be with somebody, I’d like it to be you.
Nino: Weird, but sweet.
Adrien: Only, I didn’t really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you from my red Corvette. And I’m planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do. Slowly. In a rainstorm.
Nino: Thank you?
Adrien: But as time goes by it eats away at me. You’re out living it up with my wife. And I’m alone, in a cave. Training.
Nino: Um...
Adrien: I thought you were my friend...I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!

miraculous ladybug adrien agreste nino ladynoir ///// parks and recreation i have this headcanon that 90% of adrien's social expectations come from watching dozens of romcoms with chloe

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Adrien: Ladybug's a very sophisticated woman. I can't have her thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff!
Nino: That's like, all you do!
Adrien: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that!