Red and Blue make Purple

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• Chat Noir: If I was having a severe allergic reaction, could I do this?
• Ladybug: What are you doing?
• Chat Noir: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

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• Adrien: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
• M. Agreste: Son....you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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It turns out, the key to winning Ladybug’s heart was in the last place I thought to look - my own brain.

Chat Noir

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Some of you may die…but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Hawk Moth, to the akumas

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• Chat Noir: So are we friends?
• Ladybug: I guess.
• Chat Noir: You sure?
• Ladybug: Sure.
• Chat Noir: Should we kiss?
• Ladybug: No.

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• Alya: So, Ladybug, how long have you and Chat Noir been dating?
• Ladybug: No! No, no, nonono, no, no. No. No! No, no, no, no. Nononono. No, no! No. No. Chat and I are not together. No. No. No.
• Chat Noir: Really? Twenty-five no's? Really?

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• Ladybug: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
• Chat Noir: I’ve got a really good body, so...no.

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happy october 3rd! (special thanks to @solomonsolstarbuck for the screenshots!!)

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• Ladybug: You made me listen to two hours of your puns. I don't even like your puns!
• Chat Noir: That's ridiculous! You love my puns! You listened to two hours of them!

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• Alya: So you go over there, you tell Adrien you think he's cute...what's the worst that could happen?
• Marinette: He could hear me!