Red and Blue make Purple

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• Alya (to Adrien): Oh my God, that scarf looks great! And I bet it would look even better on Marinette's floor.
• Marinette: Are you hitting on Adrien...for me?

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• Alya: Chlóe is....How do I even begin to explain Chlóe?
• Rose: Chlóe is flawless.
• Alix: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
• Max: I hear her hair's insured for €10,000.
• Mylène: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
• Kim: Her favorite movie is Rendezvous in July.
• Juleka: One time, she met Jean-Luc Godard on a plane.
• Ivan: And he told her she was pretty.
• Sabrina: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

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Do you know what people say about you? They say you’re a homeschooled fashion freak who’s a less hot version of me.

Copycat, to Chat Noir

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• Adrien: Listen. There's something I've got to get off my chest.
• Marinette: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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alya and adrien's first meeting

• Adrien: Who the fuck are you?
• Alya: Who the fuck are YOU?
• Nino: He's Adrien Agreste, duh! Head fencer, Homecoming King, part-time model.

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• Nino: Describe your ideal girl.
• Adrien: She's really good at gymnastics and great at using a yo-yo. And she wears this red bodysuit covered in black spots.
• Nino: I think you just described Ladybug.
• Adrien: Mmmm.....

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• Chat Noir: I love this. Suit on, claws out- I feel like James Bond, and you are my mysterious femme fatale that I've been partnered with: Maxi... Pads.
• Ladybug: Maxi Pads?
• Chat Noir: I don't know! I didn't want to make the name too sexual and I panicked!

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Alya, you poetic, noble land-mermaid.

Marinette, to Alya

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• Hawk Moth: We go back in time, find your pocket watch, snag the Miracle Stones, then un-alive Ladybug and Chat Noir, capiche?
• Time Breaker: Wait, un-alive them?
• Hawk Moth: Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, I can't really say the k-word out loud. It's a weird mental tick. But we're gonna destroy them, make them disappear, erase them from existence. We'll k-word them.
• Time Breaker: K-word? You mean you want to kill them?
• Hawk Moth: Whoa, yeah, that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes, we're going to un-alive them.

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• Nino (to Alya): Hey Janet! Have a good day.
• Marinette: Did that guy just call you Janet?
• Alya: Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.
• Marinette: Well, why don't you correct him?
• Alya: Oh, it’s been going on way too long now. I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Janet, do you want a macaron?" And I wanted a macaron. And now it’s five weeks later, the macaron’s gone and I’m still Janet.