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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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glassraptor

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

queenshulamit

i love how this post makes it sound like this is an annoyance op regularly encounters in day to day life, like on the bus or in the supermarket

Source: ratcoded A DEDICATED DUCK IM GOING TO CRY WHO WROTE THIS LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND QUALITY TEXT