Red and Blue make Purple

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• Marinette: I love your hair.
• Adrien: What?
• Marinette: No, I-I…I love…the air.

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• Nino: Alya?
• Alya: Yeah.
• Nino: Instead of always just standing around watching Marinette and Adrien, wondering what they’re doing, what if we… got lives of our own that were a little more interesting?
• Alya: Now, son, you just hit the bulls-eye. It’s like we’re supporting characters, in some TV show that’s only about them.
• Nino: Yeah. Yeah! It’s like all we do is advance their plots.
• Alya: I’ll tell you the truth. I’m sick of it.
• Nino: Man, me too!

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• Chat Noir: We’re great together! We're Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!
• Ladybug: Um...didn’t they all die?

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• Marinette: I think Adrien likes me!
• Alya: What makes you think that?
• Marinette: He’s not looking at me!

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• Adrien: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep...maybe I'm coming down with something.
• Nino: Hohoho. Oh, I know what you've got. The L-word.
• Plagg: Yeah, laryngitis.
• Nino: No, Plagg, no. It's four letters. Starts with "L". Ends with "E".
• Plagg: ...Aha! Lice.
• Nino: No! Adrien, my friend, is in love.

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Tell my assistant I love her…..work ethic.

Gabriel Agreste, on his deathbed

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ponyfiedd asked:

I can't stop laughing lmfao this whole blog

thank you so much!!!!! i’m glad that you’re enjoying it!!!! :’)

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• Manon: So, do you know how babies are made?
• Adrien: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
• Manon: Why?
• Adrien: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.

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• Adrien: Nino, I think you should play the role of my father for this.
• Nino: I don’t want to be your father.
• Adrien: Perfect. You already know your lines.

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• Chloé: I never brag.
• Marinette: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.