Red and Blue make Purple

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• Chat Noir: So, this is romantic… the two of us, full moon…
• Ladybug: Homeless guy peeing on a dumpster…

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• Adrien (thinking): Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
• Adrien, to Marinette: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with.
• Marinette, laughing: That’s really funny.
• Adrien (thinking): Well, that’s not a fair test, that joke’s hilarious.

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• Alya: Marinette, big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells!
• Marinette: Why’d you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled “kufunninapuh.”
• Alya: Yeah, well this one’s 916-CALL-ALYA. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Alya!
• Marinette: How am I supposed to remember that? I’m begging you, stick with “kufunninapuh”!

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You called me “bro”! Am I really your bro?

Adrien after he first met Nino, probably

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• Chat Noir (to Ladybug): You're all I ever wanted. You don't smell like cheese!
• Ladybug: ...Thank you? But what else?
• Chat Noir: What else?
• Ladybug: Is not smelling like cheese all that matters to you?
• Alya: Chat Noir, what else?
• Chat Noir: What else...is there?

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• Chat Noir: Ladybug, you saved me! I owe you my life!
• Ladybug: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

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• Nino: How long have you been with Chat Noir?
• Ladybug: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Chat is my partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

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Okay, red suit, black spots. Red suit, black spots. Red suit, black spots…this would be so much easier if I wasn’t colorblind!

Chat Noir, looking for Ladybug

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• Chat Noir: Okay. Give me your hair dryer.
• Ladybug: What are you talking about?
• Chat Noir: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
• Ladybug: Have you ever met a human girl?
• —Later—
• Adrien: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
• Chloé: Of course. I’m not an animal.

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it’s been like an entire week and i still can’t believe that adrien saying “girls smell better than cheese” isn’t an incorrect quote. he literally says “girl smell better than cheese” in the actual show. 

“girls smell better than cheese”. i have ascended.