Red and Blue make Purple

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• Chat Noir: I love this. Suit on, claws out- I feel like James Bond, and you are my mysterious femme fatale that I've been partnered with: Maxi... Pads.
• Ladybug: Maxi Pads?
• Chat Noir: I don't know! I didn't want to make the name too sexual and I panicked!

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Alya, you poetic, noble land-mermaid.

Marinette, to Alya

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• Hawk Moth: We go back in time, find your pocket watch, snag the Miracle Stones, then un-alive Ladybug and Chat Noir, capiche?
• Time Breaker: Wait, un-alive them?
• Hawk Moth: Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, I can't really say the k-word out loud. It's a weird mental tick. But we're gonna destroy them, make them disappear, erase them from existence. We'll k-word them.
• Time Breaker: K-word? You mean you want to kill them?
• Hawk Moth: Whoa, yeah, that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes, we're going to un-alive them.

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• Nino (to Alya): Hey Janet! Have a good day.
• Marinette: Did that guy just call you Janet?
• Alya: Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.
• Marinette: Well, why don't you correct him?
• Alya: Oh, it’s been going on way too long now. I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Janet, do you want a macaron?" And I wanted a macaron. And now it’s five weeks later, the macaron’s gone and I’m still Janet.

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• Chat Noir: If I was having a severe allergic reaction, could I do this?
• Ladybug: What are you doing?
• Chat Noir: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

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• Adrien: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
• M. Agreste: Son....you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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It turns out, the key to winning Ladybug’s heart was in the last place I thought to look - my own brain.

Chat Noir

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Some of you may die…but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Hawk Moth, to the akumas

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• Chat Noir: So are we friends?
• Ladybug: I guess.
• Chat Noir: You sure?
• Ladybug: Sure.
• Chat Noir: Should we kiss?
• Ladybug: No.

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• Alya: So, Ladybug, how long have you and Chat Noir been dating?
• Ladybug: No! No, no, nonono, no, no. No. No! No, no, no, no. Nononono. No, no! No. No. Chat and I are not together. No. No. No.
• Chat Noir: Really? Twenty-five no's? Really?