Copycat: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you want me to do?Hawk Moth: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. [beat]
Copycat: Makes sense.
Nino, after finding out that Adrien won't be having a birthday party: How do you sleep at night?M. Agreste: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.
Ladybug: Chat, I have more in common with a bug than I have with you.Chat Noir: I love bugs, I've always loved bugs!
I’d also like to apologize for my partner. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.
Ladybug, about Chat Noir
Alya (to Adrien): Oh my God, that scarf looks great! And I bet it would look even better on Marinette's floor.Marinette: Are you hitting on Adrien...for me?
Alya: Chlóe is....How do I even begin to explain Chlóe?Rose: Chlóe is flawless.Alix: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.Max: I hear her hair's insured for €10,000.Mylène: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.Kim: Her favorite movie is Rendezvous in July.Juleka: One time, she met Jean-Luc Godard on a plane.Ivan: And he told her she was pretty.Sabrina: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Do you know what people say about you? They say you’re a homeschooled fashion freak who’s a less hot version of me.
Copycat, to Chat Noir
Adrien: Listen. There's something I've got to get off my chest.Marinette: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Adrien: Who the fuck are you?Alya: Who the fuck are YOU?Nino: He's Adrien Agreste, duh! Head fencer, Homecoming King, part-time model.
Nino: Describe your ideal girl.Adrien: She's really good at gymnastics and great at using a yo-yo. And she wears this red bodysuit covered in black spots.Nino: I think you just described Ladybug.Adrien: Mmmm.....
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