Red and Blue make Purple

[jacks-mom]

[florbe-triz]

Eddie: Dear, why I'm having a fever again?

Venom: Bacteria can't survive in your body if it's too hot, so I turned up Eddie's body temperature to kill them

Eddie: you know I can't survive if my body is too hot, right?

Venom: :O

[creativecreepie]

[worldsworstfather]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[allexche]

[arta--ja]

Yeaaahhh I’m still about that Galtean!KL

[royal-raccoon]

[games-for-gamers]

When game devs put Easter eggs in the game menu…

[tramtheram]

The game is Ghost 1.0 and after the last box of “I’m getting sick of you” it kicks you out to the desktop.

[royal-raccoon]

[royal-raccoon]

[royal-raccoon]

[dingoat]

Still hurts, but enough time’s passed for me to get out this bit of catharsis. I miss my kitty.

[khymeera]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[felidaereverse]

[yeeeem]

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

[yeeeem]

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.