Red and Blue make Purple

[godasenpai]

[biotechwitch]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[dimplesandcurlsss]

[30-minute-memes]

So wholesome it’s what I crave

[lesbianhatsune]

[internetblogger]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

why are some teachers so insistantly aggressive about punishing children for having interests they dont understand?

I remember this shit happening while I was still in school too where anything that was really popular among young boys was instantly labelled a distraction that you could be punished for. pokemon, yu-gi-oh, beyblades, all of them were banned very quickly from my school and I remember on numerous occassions teachers calling them stupid and pointless and going on tangents about how they dont let their children engage in interests like that because it rots your brain. what was the deal? And the main excuse would always be that it was a distraction. Like yeah thats the point pricipal dr.deepshit, children cant be expected to be 100% focussed on their schoolwork for 8 hours a day. they need to have outlets to blow off steam because school is fucking hard. let kids like things you stank asses.

[thanotaphobia]

[treasures-and-beauty]

3D Printed Silverware. Design by Francis Bitonti Studio.

[ladyvyola]

So the Elves have discovered 3D printing….

[godasenpai]

[systemshocker]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[kimmy-k0]

[eunnieboo]

and that’s the gospel truth!

[godasenpai]

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[babyblueavenger]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[pentakillmaven]

The Nose Knows, Chapter 7 (NaNoWriMo 2018)

Hello again! Sorry for the delay on posting this chapter! I’ve actually written through Chapter 9 at this point but I was afraid to post with all the crazy stuff going on with Tumblr recently. However, I figured it’s been too long, so here’s Chapter 7!

Chapter Rating: T (Actually probably more of a G but want to be safe)

Chapter Warnings: Mild angst in this chapter, but we’re getting closer to the payoff!

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4
Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8
Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12

Chapter 7

Marinette collapsed onto her chaise face down, groaning into the pillow. “Tikkiiiiiii… Do I have to go on patrol tonight?”

Tikki clicked her tongue rather unsympathetically at her holder. “Marinette, you’re the one who scheduled this group patrol in the first place. It’s not becoming of a hero to cancel something this important at the last minute.

"I know,” Marinette grumbled as she rolled over to face her Kwami. “But I’m exhausted, and after what just happened with Adrien, I'm…” She didn’t even know how to put her thoughts into words just yet. The way his wide green eyes met hers as he handed over her purse… the smell that had been tickling the back of her mind all week… It was all too much for her to comprehend in her current state.

[bgony]

I always draw ML characters (not so slightly) aged-up. This time I decided to do the opposite. Aged-down Luka!