bittenred

riviia asked:

R u Vanessa?

Yes

miikasaas

chocmarss vanilla107

monotonoushawkmoth

the evillustrator clip from Nickelodeon’s website if yr region blocked like me

ladyofacat

pun overload

mylittleladyluck

*after each pun*

hold up witty kitty.. I need a moment to process this

the amount of puns in this 55 second scene makes me cackle loudly cat son being dork son Miraculous Ladybug

chocmarss magical-awesome-kid

i-have-no-gender-only-rage

I have a lot of 13 and 14 year olds following me so here is a message for them

don’t do drugs even though tumblr makes it look cool
mental illness is romanticized on here but please get help if you think you have one
even if it looks like everyone knows what their label is it is ok not to know
please focus on school but not so hard you have a mental break down every night
Smoking is not cool
cutting is not cool get help
eating disorders can kill you get help
if you think about dying or killing yourself that is not normal and get help
if your friends treat you like shit find new ones

faqoloqy

This shit is no joke though. Take control before, reach out, and don’t be afraid to be weak and ask for help or advice.

Source: i-have-no-gender-only-rage

chocmarss kuiwe

Source: relative-pronoun WHAT I STHIS IWHERE DOES IT COME FROM

chocmarss magical-awesome-kid

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

julieyumi

1-5: be completely baffled by
6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet
11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of
16-20: cry a lot about
21-25: seek heaven through
26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins
february: full communism
march: rage bigger than your body can contain
april: the Sun
may: eleven-dimensional space
june: violence
july: the merciless confines of linear time
august: a fictional character
september: the void
october: a ghost
november: every single dragon
december: a giant robot

audlie45

Finally get to be with my beautiful lover, who is the void.

calgal48

Completely baffled by the void.

haveahiddles

Ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of a fictional character

Dude, I was already that.

rabidrabbit97

Seek heaven through the sun, gotta burn up the trash in space, I guess

heyimrachelcx

Cry a lot about a giant robot.

bounemr

Completely baffled by a ghost

magical-awesome-kid

Finally get to be with your lover, who is… a giant robot.

Source: julieyumi be completely baffled by a fictional character

chocmarss fickleminder

solar-citrus

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment. People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously. Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life. Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day! So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!! Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions. Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it. With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

notentirelymediocre

I love this..

daves-flying-penis-circus

The timing of this post is impeccable. It always seems to come around when my depression is creeping up on me and it reminds me of my friends who do care about me. Whoever drew this, thank you. Thank you too, solar-citrus.

blackroseofsand

This is why I hate when people say “I’m fine” even if they don’t have anything wrong it still makes me worry.

Source: solar-citrus

chocmarss fickleminder

spitandvinegar

I like to imagine that the Winter Soldier would have been programmed with basically every language that he would need for missions, and, for the sake of versimillitude, his handlers would make sure that he had the appropriate accent/diction and backstory to flawlessly pass as a native of a decently sized city in the country he was working in. So he speaks French like he’s from Toulouse, German like he’s from Cologne etc., allowing him to seamlessly blend in with the locals when he’s out raining destruction across Europe.

Unfortunately, the Red Room – not being known for its commitment to multiculturalism – didn’t think this system through very carefully when it came time to send the Winter Soldier off to do his first ever long mission for their comrades in China. They just program him to speak Mandarin like a statistically unremarkable proletarian from Zhangjiakou and send him on his merry way.

So he arrives in China with his Soviet handler and the following circumstances align to make the entire mission, from the perspective of the Red Room, a disaster from start to finish.

1. It’s 1971, and China is not open to the outside world. Most of the men on the Soldier’s strike team have never met a foreigner in their lives.

2. Those who have met a foreigner have never met one who speaks completely fluent Mandarin with a paint-peeling Hebei accent.

3. This is ENORMOUSLY INTERESTING AND ENTERTAINING to everyone he encounters.

4. Instead of being unremarkable and blending in with the locals he gets mobbed by curious spectators everywhere he goes. His strike team, despite being a little scared of him at first, are so excited to talk to a foreigner who they can actually communicate with that they constantly come up with excuses to hang out and chat.

5. China’s relative lack of development in the early seventies means that there aren’t the facilities to wipe him or put him in the freezer, so the main weapons that Handler Dima has at his disposal to keep the Soldier in line are 1. it’ll be hard for him to run away because he tends to attract crowds, and 2. He sometimes looks very ashamed of himself if you give him a sternly worded talking-to.

6. The Soldier is having the time of his life. Look at me, look at all of my friends, I have so many friends, EVERYONE LIKES ME.

The Winter Soldier, doing shots of baijiu and toasting to the health of Chairman Mao. The Winter Soldier, chain smoking and eating millions of sunflower seeds while playing Fight the Landlord with his new pals on a cross-country sleeper train. The Winter Soldier, doing morning tai chi and calisthenics along with his team. The Winter Soldier, preening every time someone tells him that he looks like a movie star (his handler says “They’re just saying that because they only ever see Europeans in films,” to which the Soldier replies, “But Dima, why don’t they say that you look like a movie star?”). The Winter Soldier, showboating shamelessly for his strike team, who have started calling him Lao Da and looking to him for orders while ignoring Handler Dima, who can’t speak Chinese and definitely can’t shoot two people at the same time while doing a backflip. The Winter Soldier, making elaborate Chinese puns and teaching his guys useful English phrases that he can’t remember learning (Did you come here alone, doll?). The Winter Soldier, harassing his buddies until they show him pictures of their wives and kids and then sincerely complimenting them on their beautiful families. The Winter Soldier, suspecting that he has experienced this kind of camaraderie before but unable to remember when and how.

His next mission, in Vietnam, is the first time that they muzzle him.