when you rediscover music you used to listen to years ago and it’s still good.
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
godasenpai
deji-the-salt-queen
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss
rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
godasenpai
deji-the-salt-queen
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
godasenpai
eideerstuff
- me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
- me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
- brain: do 0 things
- me: why?
- brain: You Gotta
chocmarss
jeeperscats
I didn’t know this Stormtrooper was Daniel Craig for like a longgg time
chocmarss
alyruko
can I headcanon that Hux is ridiculously good at strategy games, when he was a kid he won all these space chess tournaments he acts so smug and is just the worst to be around
meanwhile kylo is just fucking terrible at dejarik he never learned to play properly because chewie used to always let him win
ruinedchildhood