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Steven’s first meeting with Yellow Diamond

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YD: I have come to destroy your planet, human child.

Steven: Woah, let’s not get our necks in a twist.

YD: Excuse me?

Steven: I mean, let’s not get too neckscited

YD: Cease this! *tears well up*

Steven: Just hear me our before you exterminape us.

YD: Why are you doing this?! *begins crying*

Steven: I’ve been preparing neck puns for months.

YD: *to her Pearl* Pearl! I’m coming home, the human Rose hurt my feelings.