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miraculer

stupid ladybug scenario:

ok but imagine Alya secretly figuring out/confirming Ladybug and Chat Noir’s identities. but she doesn’t say anything because it’s Marinette and Adrien and she can’t rat out her friends.

But imagine her assuming they already know each others identities. 

And she’s subtly dropping hints trying to get both of them to open up to her about their superhero business and eventually she gets frustrated and starts baiting them like

“Hey I heard Ladybug and Chat Noir are dating in real life”

and Marinette’s just like WHY WOULD SHE DATE CHAT NOIR? WHO SAYS SHE DOESN’T HAVE SOMEONE ELSE SHE LIKES. BESIDES THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW EACHOTHER IRL”

and Alya’s just like ‘ O ‘ and looks over at Adrien who is like ; O ;

yeah definitely Miraculous Ladybug homepost
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quillery

honestly Leia should’ve been the one to confront Kylo on that bridge. we know he has daddy issues (“he would’ve disappointed you” he says to Rey) but until proven otherwise I’m gonna assume he’s a total mama’s boy. just imagine. imagine Leia strutting out to him on the bridge. “BEN CHEWBACCA ORGANA-SOLO YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE, YOUNG MAN” and he just takes off the helmet and sniffles “okay mom” and awkwardly shuffles over to follow her out

astromancer

his middle name is chewbacca im dead

quillery

anyone who doesn’t agree that his middle name is chewbacca can unfollow me right now

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borkyno

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

borkyno

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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